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Writer, California attorney, stumbling through the courtrooms of Southern California
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Monday, March 24, 2014

Loved this ad on a can of Diet Pepsi



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Sunday, March 23, 2014

It's time for me to enter the 21st century and have a blog

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  • Books for soldiers
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  • Not a good Halloween costume
  • Countdown to deployment
  • The Pentagon
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Impressions of jury duty

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Traffic laws

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