I need to practice social distancing from ... the refrigerator.
Military joke:
An F-16 comes careening down the runway. It’s anything but smooth — fishtailing and leaving a line of burnt rubber and sparks behind it.
Tower: “Need any assistance, Airman?”
Pilot: “I don’t know, Tower, we’re not done crashing yet!”
Legal joke:
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner.He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?"
"3 dollars an ounce."
"How much for doctor brain?"
"4 dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"100 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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Ha, that explains my Barbarians social distancing practices ;)
ReplyDeleteYep, that refrigerator has some type of magnet in it that attracts people. Well, mine does anyway =)
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