Monday, October 26, 2020

Jokes of the week for October 26

Pandemic joke:

I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.

PSA: Don't forget to change your clocks on November 1, 2020.  Spring ahead, FALL BACK.  Get that extra hour of sleep!

Military joke:

Just because there are no complaints, doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.

Legal joke:

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

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