Monday, December 7, 2020

Jokes of the week for December 7

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Pandemic joke:

Day 256 – I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited I can’t decide what to wear.

Military joke:

Helicopter nicknames
USAF: Birds
USA: Choppers
USN: Helos
USMC: OHH! OHH OHOH! (pointing at the sky)

Legal joke:

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand


Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.

Random Photo:

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California Fire Tornado, 2020




3 comments:

  1. Haha, dressing up for taking the rubbish out was a thing when we were in lockdown (I blogged about it: ajblythe.com/covid-life-dress-up/).

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    1. LOL your neighbor makes a great Princess Diana!

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