Day 256 – I get to take the garbage out. I’m so excited I can’t decide what to wear.
USMC: OHH! OHH OHOH! (pointing at the sky)
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
A: From chasing parked ambulances.
|California Fire Tornado, 2020|