Toys

As men get older, the toys get more expensive. Marvin Davis

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. Bernard Manning

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. Joan Rivers

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky. So up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too. Clement Clarke Moore