Monday, August 31, 2020

Jokes of the week for August 31

Pandemic joke:

"Anyone else's car getting three weeks to the gallon?"

"Never in my life would I imagine that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth."

Military joke:

Emergency management: “Always remember that if one engine fails on a dual-engine plane, you’ll still have enough power to safely reach the scene of the crash.”

Legal joke:

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Random Photo:

I'd love to live here!


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    1. Most of my family prefers the beach, but not me. I love forests!

  2. I love both - my dream house location is in the Sunshine Coast Hinterland. It's rainforest but the ocean is on the horizon. Perfect!