Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said: “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.”
The morning radio announcer on the AFES station in Anchorage AK was giving the time one morning.
For those of you in the Air Force, it is 8 AM.
For the Army, it is 0800 hours.
For the Navy, it is 8 bells.
For the Marines, the little hand is on the 8 and the big hand is on the 12.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50