Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
During deployment on the Aircraft Carrier Midway, there was an inspection by a visiting Admiral.
All Navy and Marine personnel lined up in formation for the Admiral. While walking past several Sailors asking questions and receiving appropriate answers the Admiral stopped in front of a Marine and asked “What’s the first thing you do after hearing “Man Overboard?”
Without hesitation, the Marine asked “Officer or Enlisted?”
Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.