A to Z Blogging Challenge. My topic is LEGAL DEFINITIONS EXPLAINED IN PLAIN [AND HOPEFULLY HUMOROUS] ENGLISH.
Landlord – an owner of real property
who rents that property to others, called tenants. Synonyms for
landlord include scumbag, slumlord, money-grubber, and “the people
who pay my salary.”
Leading question – a question which
suggests the answer. Leading questions are generally not allowed on
direct examination [questioning your own witnesses] but are permitted
on cross-examination [questioning your opponent's witnesses].
Examples of leading questions are “Wasn't that driver going too
fast in the fog?” and “Was the rent one thousand dollars per
month?” Perry Mason did it best - “Isn't it true you shot Bob
because you caught him in bed with your wife?”
Lease – a rental agreement with a
fixed beginning and ending date. If you rent your apartment for one
year, January 1 through December 31, you have a one-year lease. If
the rental agreement has a specific beginning date but no definite
ending date, it is a month-to-month agreement. In CA, a
month-to-month agreement can be terminated by the tenant, by giving
the landlord a 30 day notice, and by the landlord, by giving the
tenant a 30 day or 60 day notice, depending on certain factors. A
lease cannot be terminated without the agreement of both parties or
the occurrence of specific events, for example a fire destroys the
premises or an active-duty military person is deployed. The death of
the tenant, in most cases, operates as a 30 day notice to terminate the tenancy of a month-to-month agreement, but does NOT terminate a lease, altho some
leases do include that provision.
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