Jokes of the week for May 25!

Today is Memorial Day.  First, take time to remember those who died for our country.
 

Pandemic joke:

Day 1: I've stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for at least 3 months, maybe longer, so I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes for this pandemic to be over.

Day 1 plus 45 minutes: I'm in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix bar.

Military joke:

Two crows were flying lazily, minding their own business and enjoying the scenery. All of a sudden out of the blue an F/A-18E/F Super Hornet goes screaming past, barely missing the now somersaulting and wildly flapping crows. 

"OMG!" exclaims one crow in surprise. "He was sure moving!" 

The other crow replies: "You would be too if you had two backsides and both of them were on fire!"

Legal joke:

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
 
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
 
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
 
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
 
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

Random Photo:

This dog is tired of quarantine

Jokes of the week for May 18!

Pandemic joke:

Finally introverts experience a world that is suited for us.  All events cancelled, we don't even have to go through the trouble of flaking out.  No one is making random small talk or physical contact.  Everybody minding their own business.  Heaven.

Military joke:

A Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road.  He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel.

"Your car stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is."

Legal joke:
 
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

Random photo:

The things I put up with ............

Jokes of the Week for May 11

This pandemic is going on far too long.  We need some humor in our lives.

Jokes of the week for May 11!

Pandemic joke:

If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine, you needed to see a doctor well before COVID-19.

Military joke: 

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.

One soldier mused: "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

Legal joke:

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"

"Well, your Honor," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

Random photo:

Hang on!  2020's here to stay!

Reflections - #AtoZChallenge 2020

April was strange this year.  I'm considered an “essential” worker so I still worked every day.  The rest of my family was home. Strange times.

Most of the photos I used were relatively easy to find, but it was more difficult than I thought to find photos for current events.

The weird websites were fun!  My favorites were Quick Draw and Zoom Quilt.  What were your favorites?

As usual, I didn't get a chance to visit as many participating blogs as I wanted to, but the ones I did visit were awesome!  I hope you enjoyed this year's A to Z Challenge and I'll be seeing you again next year!

Letter of the Day Quiz - #AtoZChallenge 2020

Come back Monday May 4 for the Reflections Post!

May 1 - Special Days and Obscure Holidays - May Day, Loyalty Day, Batman Day, No Pants Day, Space Day, Mother Goose Day, Law Day, School Principals Day, School Lunch Hero Day

Thank you for playing!


ANSWERS TO Z PHOTOS:
Current event - Zombie
Military - Zone
Legal - Zoning
Random photo - Zion