Jokes of the Week for May 11

This pandemic is going on far too long.  We need some humor in our lives.

Jokes of the week for May 11!

Pandemic joke:

If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine, you needed to see a doctor well before COVID-19.

Military joke: 

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.

One soldier mused: "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"

Legal joke:

"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. "Is anything the matter?"

"Well, your Honor," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

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Hang on!  2020's here to stay!