Finally introverts experience a world that is suited for us. All events cancelled, we don't even have to go through the trouble of flaking out. No one is making random small talk or physical contact. Everybody minding their own business. Heaven.
Military joke:
A Lieutenant was driving down a muddy back road. He encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel.
"Your car stuck, sir?" asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is."
Legal joke:
The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.
“The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”
“What’s the good news?”
“Your cholesterol is 130.”
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| The things I put up with ............ |
Hahaha, good ones ;))
ReplyDeleteGlad I could give you a laugh!
DeleteMy fave is the military one, but the pandemic one is totally me...introverts of the world unite, our time has come ;)
ReplyDeleteYep, I enjoyed the pandemic one also. Totally me too =)
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