"OMG!" exclaims one crow in surprise. "He was sure moving!"
The other crow replies: "You would be too if you had two backsides and both of them were on fire!"
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"
|This dog is tired of quarantine|