Day 110 – Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.
Day 111 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Avoid being the first, the last, and the volunteer.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.
The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."
The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"
The lawyer smiles and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"