Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
Military joke:
An Airman, Soldier, and Marine are sitting around talking about hardships they faced on their last deployment.
Airman: “The worst was when the air conditioner in our tent broke and it was 110 outside!”
Soldier: “WTF, you had air conditioners?”
Marine: “Wait, stop. You had tents?”
Legal joke:
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put 'here lies an honest lawyer'." "But that won't let people know who it is!" protested the lawyer. "Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "People will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
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I chuckled at #1, but I did also think it could have as easily been the Mum ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's a definite possibility LOL
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