Monday, July 6, 2020

Jokes of the week for July 6

Pandemic joke:

My 30th birthday is today but I want everyone to know that I am postponing it indefinitely because of COVID-19.  I will turn 30 at a later date.  Thank you.

Military joke:

How different military branches use stars:

The Army sleeps under the stars
The Navy navigates by the stars
And the Air Force chooses hotels by the stars

Legal joke:

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the point where the pathways meet. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.
When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!" The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"

Random Photo:

In case you missed seeing fireworks


  1. I imagine 4th July celebrations were much more subdued thanks to covid. I hope you had a nice day all the same (and got to see fireworks!).

    1. All the big shows were cancelled, but we bought some to light in our backyard. It was nice and low key.