This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog...we laughed a lot.
What’s the ideal cockpit crew? A dog and a pilot.
The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is flying so that he can bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."