Monday, November 16, 2020

Jokes of the week for November 16

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Pandemic joke:

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said: “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year.”

 

Military joke:

The morning radio announcer on the AFES station in Anchorage AK was giving the time one morning.

For those of you in the Air Force, it is 8 AM.
For the Army, it is 0800 hours.
For the Navy, it is 8 bells.
For the Marines, the little hand is on the 8 and the big hand is on the 12.

Legal joke:

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

 

Random Photo:

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It's Fall!




2 comments:

  1. And I bet the response to the pandemic joke is, "I hope I don't have the same students!" ;)

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