Monday, December 28, 2020

Jokes of the week for December 28

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Pandemic joke:

Day 110 – Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.

Day 111 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”

 

Military joke:

Avoid being the first, the last, and the volunteer.
 

Incoming fire has the right of way.


Legal joke:

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.

The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."

The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"

The lawyer smiles and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"

 

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2 comments:

  1. The Barbarians have one of those silver ball things. Drives me crazy when they sit there getting them to clack backwards and forwards.

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    1. So I'm now joining the Barbarians in driving you crazy LOL

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