Monday, December 28, 2020

Jokes of the week for December 28

Pandemic joke:

Day 110 – Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer.

Day 111 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”


Military joke:

Avoid being the first, the last, and the volunteer.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Legal joke:

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.

The surgeon says: "Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can't go back further than that."

The architect says: "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in 7 days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"

The lawyer smiles and says: "Gentlemen, Gentlemen...who do you think created the CHAOS??!!"


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  1. The Barbarians have one of those silver ball things. Drives me crazy when they sit there getting them to clack backwards and forwards.

    1. So I'm now joining the Barbarians in driving you crazy LOL